RyeBread the Purplish Narwhal

I am a cool guy that doesn't care if you talk smack about me, but the second you talk any sh*t about my friends, you'd better apologize, or I'll open a can of whoop-ass on you.

I like all music, except for country. Don't judge my music tastes. :P

I have a habit of using an unhealthy amount of profanity, and I have no filter. If I think it, I say it.

I also have trouble connecting with people because of the events in my past that have made me look at life in quite a unique way, a way that no one else I've ever met shares.

Don't worry about me, and don't give me any pity, I've got no need nor want for it. (Like I said earlier, I have no filter. If anything I say comes out as rude, it isn't meant that way, I assure you.)

Anyways, I've got some pretty rad friends.

If there's anything else you want to know about me, no matter how embarrassing it is, just ask me. I don't mind answering your questions, so ask them even if you think they're rude/insensitive/awkward.

Narwhals, Narwhals, swimming in the ocean. Causing a commotion, 'cause they are so awesome. Narwhals, Narwhals, swimming in the ocean. Pretty big, and pretty white. They beat a polar bear in a fight. Like an underwater unicorn, they've got a kick-ass facial horn. They're the Jedi of the sea; They stop Cthulhu eating ye. Narwhals. They are Narwhals. Narwhals. Just don't let 'em touch your balls. Narwhals, they are Narwhals. Narwhals. Inventors of the Shish Kebab.

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